Keep calm and carry on

I like butter but am allergic to butter.

I ate butter and now am sick of butter.

You'd think I'd learn my lesson, but I'm stilll thinking a bit of butter will make it better.

It won't. Being allergic to dairy products will do that to you.

Also I am very unphotogenic. My face, it is like a big box of epic boxy proportions.

 

Also some woman called me fat. Numerous times. Yesterday. And my thin, gorgeous sister was more upset about it than I was, which made me feel better, along with the quiet certainty that ohoho, if I wanted to take that bitch down that bitch would go down.

Ahem. My friend is leaving for India tomorrow, and I'm saying g'bye at the airport. Getting to the airport will take some effort, unfortunately.

Guh, I'm totally not doing any schoolwork at all (I'm totally not regretting not doing any schoolwork at all).

Peace out.

I keep thinking about the most politically-incorrect ice-skating tournament ever.

Where the organisers provide cushions all along the side of the rink of other skaters to kneel on.

So that when someone is skating, all the other girls (or boys, I'm not sexist)(except for the occasional smudge of female supremacy, ahahahaha) kneel with hands clasped in prayer, dozens of souls screaming out falldownfalldownfalldown, and the shaking of rosaries when someone actually does.

Then when it's someone whose kneeling's turn, she gets up to go, gets a wish good luck from the devout skater next to her, gets on the rink, and turns to see her neighbour already offering oranges and chocolate to any God who would exert unfair gravity on her.

Wouldn't that be awesome? A great, big mighty up-yours to being a good sport.

I keep thinking there is fic potential in this. I must find it.

Shamelessly stolen from at least three people. You know who you are.

The first ten people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level. If you absolutely can't write, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to offer drawings or icons or something instead.

Fandoms I've written for:
KKM
D. Gray Man
Hetalia AUs (forgot to mention that XD)


And because you know and I know that that's not much of a repertoire, fandoms I'm familiar with enough to at least try
Saiyuki, Gintama, Bleach, HunterxHunter, Discworld, Senki Senki Momotama, Princess Princess, the Chrestomanci series, Beelzebub, Slam Dunk. And uh, Malaysian man, my sister's rough estimate of what Malaysia would look like as a nation-tan in Hetalia. He's called Abdul Poh Kong Bin Muthusamy A/L Kirkland. And he's awesome.

Ask whatever fandom it is you want, if it turns out to be one I'm comfortable with I'll do eet, even if it isn't listed above. Also, this is probably the only chance you have of getting something not-my-OTP from me, because otherwise I'm not the most adventurous of writers >_>

I have ten friends?