Keep calm and carry on

Here's two weeks worth of angsting and dreaming of the ocean. May you hear Van Da Via Ondo in you dreams!

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( She was the bane of her opponents on the lacrosse field... )

Yeah, right. It's not that I've hit triple digits or whatever, but a penchant for the dramatic has never hurt anyone

( headcold headcold )

I'm in a desperate hurry, I have no idea when the internet will suddenly die!

Here it is:

Given a minute with my family to speak on the phone:

Hi everyone no don’t talk they’ve only given me a minute to speak and Oh God I can’t fit it in if you guys decide to interrupt. Tell our father that his talk would have been vastly more entertaining had I had ANY interest in telco. And feel sorry for the girl who talked after him; I was unconscious for most of it. Lunch was a horrifying prospect for my waist, given my passion for pies. Round is the new black. My mentor would agree, methinks. Dance class is summed up in 2 words: horrifying, and enlightening. I keep emoting, and Guna-san keeps saying there’s not enough of the thing! Just because he looks like a slimmer Indian batman doesn’t mean he can trample over my utter inability to look girly when in love. Just profess already, woman! Asyraf the adorably round was brilliant company today, and me being me I liked the technical explanations about the camera. He knows his stuff, and I almost feel bad for calling him man-boy. Mum, you don’t get it because I don’t want you to read my blog. When I have more time I’ll talk about the mind-boggling obit story we had for dinner. Love you all!
 
I timed myself. I was under a minute, but since normal people can't manage the speed I can (shiftylook), I've pared it down. I had a lot more fun today, than yesterday. And on a side, random note, any form of flattery tends to fluster me endlessly. And I'm not good with people.

Willwillwillwill upload a picture of what my expression for the day is, and patience is the virtue of the saintly. Be good little dears and wait!

Much love,
mugen

P.S: Le gasp! No mention of Wolfram anywhere! But when batm-, I mean Guna san asked us to fall in love, guess who I was thinking about? If that doesn't deserve a spiritually Wolfram tag, most nothing else does... XD